hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers smile at me and i smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment

stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

drewchainzzzz:

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

fuckviserys:

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

fairytrainer:

what a time to be alive

fairytrainer:

what a time to be alive

eatingisfab:

do you even realize that your parents are getting older too?

swaggiegreaser:

when ur friend suddenly drAW U A THING
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queenmogar:

RAISE UR HAND IF PEOPLE EVER MISTAKEN U FOR BEING TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

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