positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

ffractal:

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

thank you

and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 

queefilicious:

i want a meangirls 3 with meryl streep, jessica lange, and jane lynch where theyre the bitch clique in an old age home

lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

what episode are you on
ancient proverb (via jenniferlawrense) ←

steferine:

what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once

jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

dutchster:

i love holding hands

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tupacabra:

i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….

lolzforshits:

*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

nope:

hahaha cool i should share that post on google+

simonleboner:

Day #395829275916194

I still don’t find channing tatum attractive

cursor by thetremblingofmyhand